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A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive1 golf course lined with million-dollar houses.

On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.

A man on the couch2 said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"

"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.

"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie3 who was trapped4 for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released5 me. I'm allowed to grant6 three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem -- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.

"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie replied.

"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."

The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"Thirty-five," she replied.

"And he still believes in genies7? ... That's amazing."


1 exclusive Th7zy     
  • The hotel charges 6 pounds a day,exclusive of meals.這家旅館一天收六英鎊,不包括飯錢。
  • This bathroom is for the President's exclusive use.這間浴室是總統專用的。
2 couch mzfxf     
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感覺不舒服就躺到沙發上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子從草叢中跳出。
3 genie xstzLd     
  • Now the genie of his darkest and weakest side was speaking.他心靈中最陰暗最軟弱的部分有一個精靈在說話。
  • He had to turn to the Genie of the Ring for help.他不得不向戒指神求助。
4 trapped trapped     
adj. 捕獲的,被困的,截留的 動詞trap的過去式和過去分詞形式
  • Two passengers are still trapped in the wreck. 有兩名乘客仍被困在失事的車輛里。
  • The thief was trapped by the police in an old house. 小偷被警察困在一所舊房子里。
5 released 23690fd759f17135ec9879b56ff2600c     
v.釋放( release的過去式和過去分詞 );放開;發布;發行
  • He was released on bail pending committal proceedings. 他交保獲釋正在候審。
  • With hindsight it is easy to say they should not have released him. 事后才說他們本不應該釋放他,這倒容易。
6 grant afvxA     
  • If you grant my request, you will earn my thanks.如果你答應我的要求,就會得到我的感謝。
  • He requested that the premier grant him an internview.他要求那位總理接見他一次。
7 genies 562065bf75b573abff416ba73fd3cde6     
n.(阿拉伯神話故事中的)神怪,妖怪( genie的名詞復數 );(形容將對人們的生活造成永久性的、尤指負面影響的事件已經發生)妖怪已經放出魔瓶了
  • In some stories, genies are always found inside a lamp or bottle. 在一些故事里,燈里或瓶子中總是裝有妖怪。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》
  • Genies in Arabic stories all have strange powers. 阿拉伯故事中的神魔都有神奇的魔力。 來自互聯網
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